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Grammar encompasses all of a language's written and spoken rules, including - but not limited to - syntax, spelling, punctuation, pronunciation, and meaning. Comedians think grammar is hilarious, and so do we! Specifically, our Grammar Matters © line of products deals with the grammar of Standard American English (SAE), with references to non-traditional dialects such as Ebonics, 3l33t speak, chatspeak, and other SMS languages.

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  • Urine trouble
  • Dessert island
  • Go axe someone else
  • Grammar Matters (logo)
  • Grammar Matters (logo)
  • I helped my uncle jack off a horse
  • I kneed you
  • Let's eat Jackson!
  • More fun in pears
  • Outrunning errands
  • Whore

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